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Got this from Martin. God, I have no life!

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OMG, this is SO Hansel!! (Yes, I am I live to the perpetual disappointment of Armando.)

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=234

I couldn't help but think of him becuase he's done that before! XD


BTW, thanks Kel for the nudges. -.-' I needed it.

Ok, so I was working on my study guide for my online class when I had to look something up. That something led to something else and so on.

1. a purse.
2. more of my Tahitian Orchid lotion and soap.
3. An Ipod.
4. A new messenger bag.
5. money for food.
6. Shutter Box mangas.
7. Skip Beat! mangas.
8. Kaleido Star New Wings.

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To Be continued!

Ok, here's what I want to Christmas.

1. Johnny Depp
2. Orlando Bloom
3. Johnny and Orly
4. Gackt
5. Pontiac Solstice
6. a cuppa hundred million bucks
7. a creep free year (Don't douse my hopes; it can happen!)
8. my own Elf. *cough* Legoals *cough* Glorfindel
9. a lifetime supply of anime and manga
10. For college to be over already
11. To meet my dream guy (and keep him!).
12. For Batman and Wonder Woman to hook up and have little Wonder Bats! XD
13. For Fruits Basket to continue having new episodes.
14. A better ending for Escaflowne.
15. For Dragon Ball to be sent away like Star Trek was in Futurama.

Screw the emails! I'm posting it here!

Four jobs I have had in my life:
1. Daughter
2. Sister/babysitter (full-time job! Lemme tell you!)
3. Library assistant (I was in elementary and it wasn't by choice; I cleaned while she polished her nasty nails…Isn’t there a law against child labor?!)
4. Office aid for Mr. Brown. (It was fun!)

Four Movies I have watched over and over:
1. Lord of the Rings (The whole trilogy)
2. Pirates of the Caribbean (Both)
3. Harry Potter (All of them)
4. Gone with the Wind

Four Places I've Lived:
1. Harlingen, TX
2. Livingston, TX
3.
4.

Four TV shows I love to watch:
1. Kodocha
2. Heroes
3. Ugly Betty
4. CSI

Four Places I have been on vacation: (only some)
1. California
2. Florida
3. Arizona
4. New Mexico

Four of my favorite foods:
1. Shrimp
2. Potatoes
3. Chinese food (I’m craving egg rolls)
4. Pizza

Four places I would rather be right now:
1. Home
2. at the beach
3. Asleep
4. In a world where my bishies exist

Four people who will respond:
1. Katy
2. Kelly
3. Ethen
4. Mike

Wow!  Ok, so it's been forever and a year since I'vd last updated.  Man, I remember a time when I updated almost everyday! ....

Ok, a quick up-to-date rundown.

So, I've picked up some new stalkers!  Yep!  I've upped it a notch.  It's now two at the same time.  One is this guy who incessantly follows me around everywhere I go.  I count myself lucky if I only have to see his face once a day and from afar.  The other is some guy who likes to kiss hands.  It's really creepy.  Eth already knows the story and I'm sure he's told Kelly about it.  *Don't breathe a word of this to my brother!*  Real quick, he's a guy who's struck twice.  Once with me and then a friend of ours.  Well, the friend first then me. -.-'  He stalks the club pretty much and says, "My lady."  *shudder*  Anyway, we avoid eye contact with him.  The guy who follows me around just has to know I'm in the cafeteria to pop up at my table.  He even called out, "Hey, Ashley!" to me as I walked by.  And I'm not too hip on his friends, either.  I think they were talking about me....WHILE I was there.  I was attempting to eat.  I heard some guy say "That girl's a twig!" and laugh.  I hope to hell he wasn't talking about me because I'm very wieght conscious.  I don't want to gain a lot of weight, but I don't want to be a fucking twig, either.  It's a long, drawn-out, and kinda painful story.  So I'm not getting into the particulars.  Suffice to say that I've struggled with my weight for a long time.  Would you believe that once upon a time ago my target weight was 114?!  And I wasn't even close to it.

Anyway, aside from that crap, the club is going well.  We've got tons of new members and there's a guy in the club who looks kinda like the guy who played as Selena's husband in the Selena movie.  O.o'  Kate agrees.

Speaking of that she-demon, we've been freaking out our parents by saying the same thing at the same time and doing the same thing.  Yeah.....trippy! Ummmm, I've been fighting with my dad again (big whoop there), but things have mellowed out, I think.  

The rain has been driving me nuts because it makes the weather change and my back does not handle changing weather (or Hansel jumping on it. *glare*).  And the mosquitos are murder!  God, how I hate those bloody blood-sucking bitches!

Wow!  I thought this was going to be quick!!!  Ok.....! ^.^'

I'm thinking of dropping Sapnish.  Im so sick of the fucking language.  I've spent.....*thinking* 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th grade taking those stupid classes.  7-8 are full years so that's 2.  The combination of 9-10 makes it a year.  So that's a grand fucking total of 3 miserable years taking classes for a language that I abhor.  I've so had it!  And all that crap wasn't even worth shit in college.  So I got high school credit.  Whoopdefuckingdo!  I'm not getting any fucking college credit for it! *trying to breathe!*  

Ok, I think I'm calm now....

*cough* So yeah, I'm doing great. *cheerful nod*  I'm reading the Chronicles of Narnia from Sam; Small Gods from Hansel; and the Devil Wears Prada from Bri.  I've got another ebook I'm reading.  It's really good!  I can't wait to finish it and dive into the second book! :3

Well, that'll do for know! ~~

P.S. Thanks for the nudge, Kel!

Well, I got to the movies with my friends. It was a blast!

When we got to the theater, the first person I saw was Hansel and I kinda panicked because my dad wasn’t supposed to know we were meeting up with so many of our friends. The tickets cost more than I thought they would, so I hade to use some of my birthday money to get us in. The guy in the booth said that there was a line forming inside so I should hurry and get to our seats.

Anyway, me, Joe, Kate, and Hansel met up with Kelly and we went inside. When we got into the theater we saw…no line. I was like “Wtf?! He said there was a line. LIES!!!” (I can’t do the “lies” thing properly via text. It’s just something you’d have to hear me say in person. I’m rather proud of the way I say it. It’s pretty funny.)

We got chocolate milkshake and everyone was showing up by then. Sam met us and then Nicole and her bf and her sisters came. We were all one happy bunch of retards crowding the ice cream bar area. We were told to move…. -.-'

My brother and I went for seats and omg it was CROWDED!! It was insane! I couldn’t believe it. Well, I could. I mean the show is hilarious, plus it has JD and Orly. Nuff said!

Anyway we snagged some seats that the ushers cleared for us. Yes, there was an actual person(s) finding seats for me and my fellow movie-goers. There wasn’t enough for us all and Hansel kept running around during the movie.

I laughed my butt off so many times during that movie! I thought I was going to throw up; laughed so hard. For those who haven’t seen it, Go See It! It’s well worth the cost. Just grab some friends and go, cuz you’ll love it.

Not that I want to cry or anything, cuz I sure as hell don't!

It's my birthday today!! Yay me!

I'm yet another year older and for the first time in a loooong time, I'm excited about it. Sometimes it feels like you'd never age, then at times you want it to stop. I think I want to stop at 24... :p

I'm so bouncy today! And to think I'm only operating off of about 6 hours of sleep..... O.o' Wow.... ^^'

Plans:

Well, I'm planning on going out to lunch with Malissa and Katy. I dunno if my brother will be there, but I'm hoping the girls will be. (Girls = my nieces!) I doubt my friends have anything planned for me and we have a meeting to get to today and straighten out some crap that needs straightening! Then lunch! Yay! Later, I go home and have dinner and cake and ma presents! Cool beans!

Knowing us, you’d think this little escapade would be funny. It wasn’t just funny; it was to die for! …literally. ^^’

Hansel and I were pretty hungry so we gave ourselves the option of either having Starbucks or Jack-in-the-Box (JitB for short). We chose JitB because we figured it’d be more for our money. So we nonchalantly/scurried away to Hansel’s car.

We were on the loop when Hansel had to go get some gas for his car. Everything was cool. He got his gas and we were pulling outta the station. He asked if the street in front of us was a one way. And I said I don’t know. I didn’t see a sign. So we pulled into the street and sat there for a while.

It was about 3 minutes later, (though it felt longer!) that we realized that the lines matched up…and there were cars in front of us. FACING US! We were all like, “Are they on the wrong side of the street?”

Then we realized that WE were on the wrong side and WE were the idiots facing incoming traffic! This made Chinese Fire drills look like nothing!!!!

To make matters worse, a friggin’ 18-wheeler was on the lane opposite of us.

So we turned around real quick—into a lane meant for oncoming traffic to cross the tracks to go under the expressway.

We were squealing like little girls as we hurried into the lane we were supposed to take.

Hansel said, and I quote, “We don’t deserve to live…except to eat Jitb and Starbucks.”

We went to Starbucks anyway...After a stupid stunt like that, we needed the caffeine!!!!!

That’s about it. And that concludes yet another epic tale of dumbness courtesy of Hansel and me.

** To see this post with Emocons, please visit this site: http://laurelin-vardamir.deviantart.com/journal/9229159/ **

It's been a while since I last posted a journal posting. What to say.....

Oh! The other day my Katy, Hansel, Brianna, and I went to Quiznos and picked up some food to eat before our club meeting. We jammed out to music on the way there and it was like that day was ours! All the songs we like played and I hafta say, the music they play in the restaurant was awesome!

My sister needed some pictures for her project on the crazy/weird things we do, so me and Hansel took a with the supervisor of the Quiznos in the Valley. It was cool, but I think we scared him.

On the way back to the college, we were at a stoplight that takes forever to turn from red to green (at least, when you're in a hurry). So we thought it would be cool if hansel did a Chinese Fire drill. For those who don't know, it's when people run outta the car, around it and hop back in before the light changes to green. It's fast and it has to be done just right or you're screwed. or

So he did the drill and we got pictures! It was awesome! I think the guy that kept staring into the car each time we passed him was officially freaked. But you know what, it was the shit.

That's just an example of the dumbass crap we do when we're bored, hungry and have a time limit.


Next Episode: Winking 18-wheelers

1. I like to waltz in my room for no apparent reason other than it's fun.
2. My krytonite is cheddar Cheese Pringles.
3. I'm already running outta brain juice to continue this line of answering!
4. My birthday is coming up!!!! *woot!*
5. I try to do well in school, but my friends easily distract me.
6. I have a fondness of Gackt that Hansel and Paul can't stand.
7. Have I mentioned I wanted a cookie cake on my B-day?
8. I need to pass this semester!!!!

Tag: Mike, Paul, Crystal, Kelly, Ethen, Nicole, Katy, and Sam.

10. The club is just a front so that we can make money and pay off Ashley's phone bills.
9. Martin has a fetish for yaoi pairings and yellow chicken outfits.
8. Hansel's our place to go for a vacation to see canyons. Yodelihewho!
7. Kara is the treasurer so that she and Sara can take over the world. Obey the fist!
6. The club is really a cult and they sacrifice children to appease Satan (Ashley).
5. Nicole's house is our headquarters and we act out Evil con Carne.
4. Katy's favorite quote is "You know, I have the power to impeach you!"
3. Jaime is part of the club so that he can say "Hey, guys. Pita ten is pretty cool!" and have an excuse.
2. Paul isn't the club whore...that title belongs to Ashley.
1. We're selling members on Ebay in order to pay for all the pizzas we tend to order and can barely afford.....

Part 1. Been A While.....

Hey guys, it's been quite some time since I'd last posted here. Lots of stuff has happened during that time. I' had a nuclear Meltdown because I had a paper due and I had the wrong sources (and I'm a slacker...those nearest and dearest to me know that aspect of my personality very well). So I had to get that done in a DAY. 5 pages, at least 5 sources (not from .com sites—only .gov or .edu sites), and a cover page. >.< I was dying. But I got it done. Oh yeah, the paper was on the folklore of the Rio Grande Valley. Let me tell you, it's like finding a needle in the proverbial haystack. But I made it along with some scary monemts when i couldn't breathe and my left arm went numb..... yeah......I'm done with Spanish (HELL YEAH!!!) and I'm taking my finals for Speech. *tear* I liked that class!!! All I have left are my two online courses—Texas History and Government 2.... JOY! NOT!!!!!!



Part 2. Easter!

Ok, so I went to my godparents' house this past holiday weekend. Friday in fact. Friday was ok--we went to a fish fry and saw some of our "cousins." The cousins is in "" because they are my uncle's kin not mine. my aunt is my blood relative and she married my uncle so yeah. Basically, they are just people I grew up with. Anyway, the Easter "party" was held on Saturday rather than Sunday because everyone had work/school the next day. Let me tell you what the "party" is. It's a reunion of sorts for the Garcias. I'm no Garcia, but I happen to like some of my "uncles." Anyways moving on, my brother was separated from us because, according to my aunt (damn her), if he were near us all day they'd call him gay. WTF?! Grrr I'd love to see them say that to my face....... *cough* So it was me and Kate and the women of the Garcia family. Lemme tell you, you'd have more fun at Hansel's type of funeral than with those old bags.... They're THAT damn boring!!!!! So we were social outcasts because we hadn't been there in years and everyone our age has grown up and live separate lives that we know nothing about other than what my aunt has told us and we were bored outta our minds. (big wonder there!) So we text Martin. And text and text.... (basically we went WAY over my texting limit!) And my aunt made me hang up when we were talking to him so that we could "mingle." Shit woman! Mingling wouldn't do jack shit, but we couldn't tell her that! (I'll get back to the mingling later. There's more to it...) So we circulated a bit and that didn't help much. I was starving and when it was time to eat, I barely touched my food. (That's how upset we were!!! We wanted to go home! And the purpose for going was to get AWAY from home!!!!) It sucked watching the pinata being hit by lthose little kids. If Hansel had been ther, he would have launched himself at the damn thing because it would have offended him with its ugliness and ripped its neck open with his teeth. Instead of it being blood that he licks off of the floor as his spoils, it would be the candy. And he would say, "Sweet..." Things looked up after the egg hunt. we didn't participate because we were too big. fuck that shit! I'd run over those damn kids for those eggs. Maybe that's why it was only for the little ones and not mixed..... *shrug* Then we gravitated towards the waterslide (the one my dad told us to stay away from…). David, my uncle’s nephew, was rocking the waterslide so that the little kids would fall down. They loved it except for one…..little bitch of a girl. Anyway, after a while, we went on and it was a blast!!! It totally saved the day for us. It was: me, Katy, Joe, Tyler, Jeremy, his friend Ricky, Melissa, David, and Marissa—David’s little sister. So it was two kids and the rest were from Joe’s age to mine. It was fun knocking each other down and spraying David in the face with the water hose. (:p) One time I slid down the slide and fell out into the muddy water at the exit. I got up and staggered about 6 feet before I fell down on my back and cracked up laughing. It was the shit! (Forgive the ancient language…) The rental people came for the slide around 8 so we were on there for about 4-5 hours! It was fun!!! Then church in the morning…..9 in the morning is ungodly!!!

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